Search and Rescue


Transmit a message directly to Jeff.

He'll respond soon. Unless it's "Chili Feed Friday"... might be slightly longer.


It's OK. You should be safe here.

(Bring a sharp stick just in case.)

Not sure what to do?

Stare deeply into lab cat's eyes and see if anything comes to you.

  ! CAUTION !  

Sudden movement or unregistered odors may trigger an attack.