Face it, we are all part of one big experiment. Mastery of any skill takes time and some level of injury. We came up with this graphic design series to celebrate your quest to be awesome at something. And all the pain getting there.

You "are" the experiment!
At least that's what my parents always said to me. Seriously though, you are going to be awesome at something at some point...it takes time, there are missteps, injuries, occasional explosions...but you'll get there. I know, I know...people aren't too sure what is up with you right now, so why not shine some light on their curiosity?

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Jet Pack
Yes, we know you have a jet pack...or you want one really, really bad (we do). If you’re going up you better let everyone know to stand clear, hold their hats, and grab their ankles (we heard that helps).

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Guitar
You play a mean guitar. Or, uh...you’re good at Guitar Hero anyway. Or maybe not. Better let people know you’re a guitar genius in the making and to disregard the “learning” in between. We’ll be watching for your YouTube performance, OK?

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Skateboarding
Insane, experimental skateboarding in progress! We’ve seen some incredible physics-defying stuff from skateboarders, and I’m sure there is more coming down the pipe (pun intended). Best to let everyone know what is going on so they can stand clear. (Oh, and it’s a good excuse when you crash and burn.)

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Running
You're getting faster, stronger, better...or you're just running...from people, animals, plants, or robots. Whatever the case, let everyone know what is going on for their own safety.

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Basketball
What is experimental basketball? Not sure. Maybe you just need an excuse for all your ingenious (odd) moves. Or perhaps it’s the fact you can’t dribble more than twice without losing the ball. Or maybe you are a beast on the court and want people to run and hide for their safety.

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Volleyball
Dive, slide, roll! You are a volleyball machine. Or, you’d like to be one. Or maybe you’d like a machine that plays volleyball...don’t know. All we know is something’s going on there and it has to do with volleyball. Warn spectators to expect the unexpected.

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Biking
Go ahead and push that speed envelope, jump that ravine of doom, perform that handlebar stunt they say cannot be done by mortals. Just make sure you wear your skid-lid, full body armor (optional), and this shirt to let everyone know that scary stuff is gonna happen here. Or not...just keep them guessing.

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Weightlifting
The power, the sweat, the...pain. Weightlifting is definitely an experimental process. Transmogrifying you into some sort of rippling, super-human, nerd-frightening beast. You must warn people.

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Watching TV
Watching TV is like an extreme sport...except that it isn’t. But maybe there is some sort of experiment going on there. Or maybe you just want people to leave you be while you catch your show. Keep them at bay with this shirt.

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Building
Building something? Doesn’t always come out the way you hoped? Us too. Wear this shirt to clear you of all errors. “Oh yeah, it was just an experiment...next version will be better”. It’s a lie, but it will buy you some time to go out and purchase the thing instead.

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Do Not Feed
You can’t just feed anyone anything. Who knows what will happen. Maybe they’ll go all spider-monkey on you! You’ve seen “The Hulk” right? Scary stuff. Best to avoid the whole food situation except under controlled conditions. Do your part and put this shirt on as many people as you know.

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Expecting Girl
The master of all experiments...pregnancy! And girls are definitely cranking the experiment meter up a notch (wait until they’re 13). Yes, you have no freaking idea what is gong to happen. Experiment? Heck yes! Get the shirt and let everyone know.

WOMEN

Expecting Boy
Ah, you’re embarking on a grand experiment...pregnancy! Boys are great (think taking out garbage, mowing lawn, etc). Of course they eat a lot of dirt when they’re tiny, and don’t mature until they hit 35. But that’s part of the experiment, right? Right!? Better let people know what’s up.

WOMEN

Expecting Girls
So, you don’t want to settle for one at a time like the rest of us mortals. Oh, and why not throttle things up with girls! I suppose you just bought 3 Saint Bernards and 6 cats to keep the kids happy too. You are definitely running one of the most involved experiments we’ve heard of! Better warn the public.

WOMEN

Expecting Boys
Ok, you must be one of those multitasking types. You’re not going to be inefficient like other people are you? Two at a time it is. And boys? You do know that boys disassemble houses and take something like 35 years to mature? Ok then, let the experiment begin! Let everyone know. Thanks.

WOMEN

Feeding
Ever tried to interrupt a baby from eating? Not pretty is it. (You’ll have the same problem with teenage boys.) Keep all essential fingers and toes clear during feeding, and advise caution to all those around.

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Bottle in Use
1 bottle, 2 bottles, 8 bottles...and more. When does it end? Well, for some not until after college. What we do know is if the baby has the bottle, the baby keeps the bottle. Don’t mess with the bottle while in use. Got it? Warn others of the danger.

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Super Baby
Maybe your baby has laser eyes, can bend steel objects, consumes food/drink at blinding speeds, or can blow out a diaper with hurricane force (not to mention clear the occupants in the room). You could be harboring a super-baby! The world needs more super heroes, and super heroes come from super-babies...right? Let everyone know that the world will soon have its hero.

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